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Free Online Poker — a safe way to be on full tilt

I am not a fan of free poker. It’s an oxy­moron. Poker by its very def­i­n­i­tion needs to be played for money. If it doesn’t hurt to lose, it’s not poker.

That said, I have come to real­ize there is a time and place for the free online game.

In order to win in poker, you have to be con­trolled, dis­ci­plined, smart and lucky. As we all know, you can be at the top of your game, do every­thing right, and still lose. That’s one of the most frus­trat­ing things about poker. Do every­thing right, but still lose.

After a week’s worth of los­ing, either due to bad play­ing (prob­a­bly) or bad beats (unlikely) I really want to say “fuck it” to good play.  This dis­ci­pline, con­trol and smart play hasn’t got­ten me any­where, so I think.

Enter FREE ONLINE POKER.

Talk about going all in with impunity. This is the place. 9–2 off UTG, sure. All in. Flop is A-A-K and I have pocket deuces. Fuck it. ALL IN!

This is where I go when I just can’t take it any­more. I can act like a jack ass. Push with junk. Call with junk. Act like a don­key. I get all of this out of my sys­tem. Wel­come to the don­key farm.

Truth­fully, I’m not happy until until at least six peo­ple are wish­ing can­cer on me in the chat win­dow. “What?  You want to play real poker? Get two nick­els to rub together, ass­holes!”  I’m here for a pur­pose. This is free poker and I’m going all in every hand until I damn well feel and or play better.

Besides, I don’t feel as bad mak­ing a bunch of jerks hate me as I do after kick­ing the dog or punch­ing a wall.  Ouch.  For the record, I never punched my dog. I did call him a douchebag once.

After 15 min­utes of being this poker maniac, I feel bet­ter. The best part is I worked out some frus­tra­tion and my bankroll is still intact.

I occa­sion­ally play free on-line poker to shake off the shit and stress from my real game.

Why do you play? Let me know at stories@whydoiplaypoker.net

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Poker is a dream maker

At some point in your life, you have to let go of some of your child­hood dreams.  Still 5 foot 3? You can put your NBA dreams to rest. Still play­ing pony league in your 20s? Prob­a­bly won’t go to the MLB. Fail your med­ical boards for the 5th time? Surgery career out the door. Don’t get me wrong. I am fan of “any­thing is pos­si­ble”. I’m a poker player, right? But let’s get real, some­times you can tell things will never happen.

For me, I had a pretty good run as an inde­pen­dent musi­cal artist. I played for some pretty large crowds, basked in the glory of the stand­ing ova­tion and heard my music on TV, film and radio. How­ever, when I turned 30, I could see the writ­ing on the wall. I was never going to be a rock star. 10 years later, the only thing I miss is hav­ing that dream of being a star. Enter poker.

Poker is the dream that never dies. It doesn’t even dis­crim­i­nate. There are sharks of all ages sizes and shapes. 90 year old rocks, wheel chair bound chip slingers, and even the occa­sional blind man with a see­ing eye sweater. You try walk­ing into the Super Bowl all suited up demand­ing your shot. It’s not going to hap­pen. But if you have $10,000 or were lucky enough to suck out on me in one of the bajil­lion satel­lites I played to get into the WSOP, all the power to you. You’re in and get your chance to join the elite ranks of the poker greats. What’s even more entic­ing is that the vast major­ity of WSOP bracelets are won by unknown play­ers. It’s like Rocky every sum­mer in Vegas.

Most of us will never bat against C.C. Sabathia or catch a pass from Brette Favre. But for the rest of our lives, poker play­ers will have a chance to feel like a pro. If you’re   ballsy (and rich), I’m sure a vari­ety of pros from Doyle to Durr would be happy to meet you at Bobby’s room. Prob­a­bly at this very moment. Who knows, you might even beat them in a pot. If that’s big­ger than your poker bud­get, you can go for the glory by chas­ing a bracelet. It’s a more afford­able way to get the rush of play­ing with the pros. And if that isn’t enough, remem­ber you always have a chance to be the “lucky bas­tard” to put Phil Hell­muth on tilt. Poker is truly a dream maker.

I play to keep the big dream alive.

Why do you play? Let me know at stories@whydoiplaypoker.net

For more about mak­ing it big in poker read the fol­low­ing article:

http://www.pokerdownloadlink.com/how-to-win-at-poker/

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