GUEST POST: Poker Bankroll Management when playing No Limit Texas Hold’em SNGs and MTTs.

Hi, my name is Mark and I’m the owner and one of the writ­ers of Poker Bankroll Blog. The peo­ple behind Why Do I play Poker have very kindly given me the oppor­tu­nity to write a guest post for their site.

Before I start on the main topic for this arti­cle, I want to give a short intro­duc­tion to my blog. My aim for Poker Bankroll Blog is for it to become the best online arti­cle data­base cov­er­ing top­ics like poker bankroll man­age­ment , poker math­e­mat­ics, poker strat­egy and much more.

I have 6 years of online poker expe­ri­ence so there are plenty of top­ics to write about. But as it’s usu­ally the case with hobby blogs, the chal­lenge is to find the nec­es­sary time. I’ve real­ized that I don’t have time to write every­thing myself, and as a result, I have opened up my blog to fel­low poker writ­ers in order to build my arti­cle data­base and get dif­fer­ent point of views on the many aspects of poker.

All poker play­ers have bad beat sto­ries to tell. That’s because poker is essen­tially a game of prob­a­bil­i­ties (some crit­ics claim it’s a game of luck but that’s because they don’t know bet­ter). Even if you’re ahead of your oppo­nent with a pair of kings on a K85 rain­bow flop, there’s always the pos­si­bil­ity she catches a J and Q on the turn and river for a straight. This ele­ment of chance is the source of all vari­ance in poker.

Vari­ance in com­bi­na­tion with your poker skills at the tables is what makes your stack swing from hand to hand, and your bankroll vary on a daily, weekly, monthly and yearly basis. If you’re a poker begin­ner, your bankroll will most likely decrease due to lack of expe­ri­ence, but even poker pros have bad runs. Solid bankroll man­age­ment is the best weapon against vari­ance and the related risk of ruin.

Obvi­ously you’re much more likely to lose a 100$ bankroll play­ing two 50$ SNGs com­pared to play­ing 2$ tour­na­ments. With solid bankroll man­age­ment you will always have enough SNG and tour­na­ment buyins in your bankroll to out­last bad runs. Most experts rec­om­mend a bankroll around 50 SNG or tour­na­ment buyins on the level you’re play­ing to min­i­mize the risk of going broke in the long run. Serious/pro poker player usu­ally have around 100 buyins in their roll. Before mak­ing your first deposit, make sure you are aware of the con­se­quences of your bankroll man­age­ment choice.

If you’re deposit­ing look­ing for quick thrills and the chance of build­ing a bankroll with light­ning speed, by all means go ahead and risk your entire bankroll on one tour­na­ment. Just be aware that your chances of suc­cess are quite low. If you’re look­ing to sus­tain your bankroll over a long period of time then stick to the 50 buyin rule of thumb. How­ever, fol­low­ing this plan means that you will be grind­ing it out in small buyin tour­na­ments and SNGs for a long time in order to increase your bankroll enough to move up to the next level.

If you’re a poker novice your bankroll will ben­e­fit a great deal from learn­ing all the poker rules. I’ve writ­ten a series of arti­cles describ­ing every­thing you’ll need to start play­ing poker. It might also be of inter­est to you to join the High Pulse Poker site where they have freerolls to increase your bankroll every 15 minutes.

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Sit ‘n Go Strategy Part 1

SNGs used to be the rea­son for the lion’s share of my poker win­nings.  Then I got busy and didn’t play for a cou­ple of years.  When I came back I found myself a loser.  I went from crush­ing $50SNGs to los­ing at $16’s. WTF?  Turns out, in my absence, every­one got bet­ter but me.  I had a good game for 2005.  Not good enough for 2010.

What am I going to do about it?  I’m hit­ting the books. Start­ing with one in particular, Sit ‘n Go Strat­egy by Collin Mosh­man.  It’s a good book. You should buy it. Any­way, here is quick glimpse of what I’ve learned. It will prob­a­bly take four posts to go through the whole book.

Lets get started.

Low Blind Strategy.

For this sec­tion you should assume 8–10 play­ers with low blinds and no antes.

1. Start think­ing in terms of Tour­na­ment Equity.  This is a vari­a­tion on Expected Value.  Basi­cally to uses the Author;s words is your “fair share of the prize money.

2.Play super tight.  But when you do play, be aggressive. Play your pre­mium hands and some coor­di­nated, spec­u­la­tive hands. Now is not the time to make any tricky moves. This is not the time to gam­ble.  That comes later.

3. Label your oppo­nents.  This is key and some­thing I would never do because online I thought I would never see them again and I was wrong.  Truth­fully, it doesn’t mat­ter if you see them again, size them up.  It will get you more involved in the game and play­ing on a deeper level

4. Don’t check mon­sters, bet them.

5. When peo­ple bet into a mon­ster flop they usu­ally don’t have it.

6. Three bet­ting means some­thing.  Usu­ally aces or kings.

7. Aggression Prici­ple.  Sim­i­lar to Gap Concept. Being the bet­tor raiser is bet­ter than being the caller. This is because bet­ting and rais­ing allow the pos­si­bil­ity of win­ning the pot imme­di­ately since every­one may fold.  You can never win imme­di­ately by calling.

8. Hands to play early posi­tion. Pretty obvi­ous but here goes. AA, KK, QQ, AK You should always be will­ing to go all in with a big pair pre flop.  This is one of the only times you want to do this in low blind play.

9. Hands to play in mid­dle late posi­tion. Pre­mium hands plus  spec­u­la­tive hands like suited con­nec­tors and suited aces with the fol­low­ing caveats. Must be in  mid­dle or late posi­tion. It’s an unraised pot and your hand could turn into some­thing that would break your opponent.

10. Late Posi­tion Steal/Value hands cri­te­ria. Play all the hands as in early and mid posi­tion plus

  1. You have a decent hand in late position
  2. Every­one has folded to you.
  3. You think a raise will win the pot right there.

Next time,  we’ll look at mid blind play.  Also, you should get the book.  I skipped a lot.  Any­way, I hope this helps.  Get ready to loosen up for mid and high blind play.

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    Pay the man his money. Eric Schwartz — $100 richer.

    It’s time to pay up, just like KGB said in Rounders so many years ago. Eric Schwartz is the win­ner of one hun­dred Amer­i­can dol­lars for his sub­mis­sion to why­doiplay­poker. Thanks to every­body who sub­mit­ted.  We learned a lot.  Mostly, that peo­ple don’t want to sub­mit their sto­ries.  This is why Eric Schwartz will be the first and last recip­i­ent of our monthly give­away.  Feel free to con­tinue to sub­mit,  were just not pay­ing anymore.

    But we do want to share Eric’s sub­mis­sion.   So here goes…

    Why do I play poker?

    Two Words.

    Mel Fuck­ing Gibson.

    Mel Fuck­ing pater­nal holocaust-denying (fine, Mis­ter Chris­t­ian.  I’m a cru­ci­fix­ion denier.  Who’s got the pho­to­graphic evi­dence?) Gibson.

    Mad Douchebag Max, no mat­ter how bat­shit insane, no mat­ter how much the ass­hole no mat­ter many whiskeys beyond Thun­der­dome he rides, will always get the bet­ter table at Spago or what­ev­er­the­fuck ” in” place there is now, which I wouldn’t know about because I’m not Mel Shrimp­ing the Mal­ibu Bar­bie Gibcuntson.

    Because in life,  money, power, they play.  They play always.  Guar­an­teed if Mother Theresa and Mel Gibfelch wanted front and cen­ter at the Bon Jovi reunion, the wrin­kled nun would be hang­ing with the lep­ers in coach.  By lep­ers, I mean me, except I fuck­ing hate Bon Jovi, prob­a­bly because he’d get the seats right next to Mel Gibanalslurp.

    But sit Mel Dow­nun­dereater next to me at Hol­ly­wood Park and we have a dif­fer­ent sit­u­a­tion.  At the table, we are equal.  For at the table, money?  Power? Irrel­e­vant.  What mat­ters is the cards.  And cards change every hand.  That means for­tune changes every hand.  I’m a song­writer.  I wait for inspi­ra­tion.  I hope for tal­ent.  I pray for flashes of bril­liance, for the per­fect song.  These things might never come.  But you wait long enough, you sit long enough, you are patient enough and have a big enough bankroll to sur­vive the doubts, droughts and suck-outs, you WILL find your­self look­ing at the cor­ners of two cards, bent upwards under­neath your unwashed thumb, with As on them.  And when you do, and when Mis­ter Cock­odile Dundee whips out his uncir­cum­cised, latex-ignorant kan­gadong and throws it on the table, you can chop that moth­er­fucker off and smile all the way up the 405.

    And that is why I play poker.

    Thanks Eric!   See you at the tables!

    Stay tuned for our about­face at whydoipoker.net!

    Wow that was a shit­load of excla­ma­tion points!

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    Full Tilt Poker — I Banned Myself

    It used to be that I would put $100 in my FTP account and have a good time. Play a few sit-n-gos and win or lose, it was entertaining.

    Wait, what the fuck am I say­ing? I NEVER and I mean NEVER have really felt that way. I am com­pet­i­tive to the bone and every fiber in my body always wants to win. $1, $5, $100, I don’t care. I want to be the best and I want to win. Ok, I got that off my chest.

    So 2 days ago I put $100 into Full Tilt and got ready for some sit n go action.  First 2 go well, a first place and a third place. Then, I hit the skids. In the course of 2 hours, I played 6 multi table tour­na­ments.  I play my usual game — tight early on, then open up as the blinds get higher in order to steal blinds, then when it gets to the bub­ble stage I either push or fold.  It usu­ally comes down to coin flips and as every­one knows, you gotta win the flips if you’re gonna win the tourney.

    I have come to accept that I am going to bust out before the money this way fairly often. It’s a bit­ter pill to swal­low when it hap­pens, but when I win the flips it is sweet per­fec­tion. This is a win­ning style of poker.….unless.…..

    You lose every fuck­ing coin flip.

    You see, on this par­tic­u­lar night I was run­ning really well pre-flop. I was catch­ing good cards, mak­ing the right folds and push­ing when I had the best of it. Only prob­lem was none of my hands would hold up. Don’t get me wrong, I am not cry­ing bad beat here. It just sucked to be kicked in the balls over and over. I was at worst a 60/40 win­ner in 7 coin flip sit­u­a­tions and didn’t win one of them. I got 2 outed, 3 outed and 4 outed over and over.

    I’ll admit it. I titled. I steamed off $20 in a sit n go by push­ing on the flop with a queen high flush draw. Of course I got called by the Ace high flush draw. Just one of those nights.

    In the end, I real­ize that on line poker just isn’t for me. Call me crazy, but I did the most extreme thing I could think of.

    I BANNED MYSELF FROM FTP, permanently.

    Instead of donat­ing money to unde­serv­ing poker play­ers, I have decided the next time I want to waste $100 play­ing online poker, I’ll just send a check to Haiti and then go play with my son.  Bet­ter use of time. Bet­ter use of money.

    I play ONLINE poker to remind myself to never again play online poker.

    Why do you play? Let me know at stories@whydoiplaypoker.net

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    I’m not showing my cards any more.

    I think some­times I’m too nice.  I like to think of myself as a hard-nosed player.  But I’m not.  Some­times It hits me that I want peo­ple to like me almost as much as I like chips.  Espe­cially at home games.

    Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to be the dick who begrudg­ingly gets an invite when the game is short.  But I’m not giv­ing away infor­ma­tion any­more in the hopes of being liked.

    Here’s my pledge.

    1. No more show­ing my ace to make my oppo­nent feel­ing good about his fold.
    2. No more show­ing my suc­cess­ful bluffs even though it prob­a­bly is the most sat­is­fy­ing activ­ity in existence.
    3. No more show­ing my aces in the big blind when every­one folds in hopes of some sympathy.

    Truth­fully, I don’t even think show­ing hands gives away that much infor­ma­tion.  It just wreaks of coop­er­a­tion and that has no place  at the poker table.

    If there’s still some part of my per­son­al­ity that needs to be liked I will com­pen­sate by bring­ing more snacks, bet­ter beer.  But I will not show my cards.

    I used to play poker to make friends.  As of today, I play to win.

    Why do you play? Let me know at stories@whydoiplaypoker.net

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    Winning Poker — How to Crack the Code

    I enjoy the process of fig­ur­ing things out.  Puz­zles make me feel alive. Get my brain swirling about in the best of ways.

    You prob­a­bly think I am going to say that poker is the biggest puz­zle I have ever encoun­tered. Not true.  That award goes to being a hus­band and father. Much harder AND much more reward­ing.  But poker comes in second.

    There is some­thing so entic­ing about the puz­zle that we call poker.  With all the books, dis­cus­sion groups and casi­nos, there are lit­er­ally thou­sands of avenues to explore that can you help you crack the code. Most of us have tried them all. So why aren’t more of us win­ning? As I’ve said before, I am not a win­ning poker player, so I often ask myself why I play?

    To crack the code.

    More than money, ego, brag­ging rights or that adren­a­line rush of get­ting a one-outer on the river, I play poker sim­ply to fig­ure out what it takes to be a win­ner. What is that formula?

    I keep a book of all my sessions:

    When I play. For how long. What stakes. What game. Won/lost amount. Who I play against.

    This book is a cryp­tic puz­zle that I des­per­ately want to fig­ure out. Some­where in those pages is the answer as to why I don’t win more money at poker.

    Some of the answers are obvi­ous: I play when I am tired. I play against bet­ter play­ers. I go on tilt and give away my last $30 (did that last night!). I play too long. I play too loose when I am win­ning. I don’t leave when I am losing.

    On closer look, I real­ize these are not results, but really symp­toms. There is some­thing deeper. Some­thing within myself that pre­vents me from win­ning more money. Not sure what that is yet.

    I just started read­ing a great book: The Secrets of the Mil­lion­aire Mind. It says that rich peo­ple think dif­fer­ently than poor peo­ple. This reminded of Alan Schoonmaker’s book, Poker Win­ners Are Dif­fer­ent.

    Both books imply that rich peo­ple and win­ners (in poker this is often the same thing) have dif­fer­ent wiring in their brain.

    If that’s the case, then I guess I need brain surgery. Now I need to fig­ure out how to pay for that.

    Maybe I’ll win the WSOP Main Event. A few mil­lion should cover the surgery, right?

    Why do you play? Let me know at stories@whydoiplaypoker.net

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    Winning Poker Formula:Play Against the Weak. Losing Poker Formula:Play Against the Strong

    I’ll just come out and say it: I play poker to win money.

    Just like any other poker player, I will take money from my friends, my ene­mies, my neigh­bor, the fathers of my son’s pre-school friends and even my wife.  Hell, if my grand­mother would sit down with me I would try my darnedest to take her money as well.

    In order to win more money at poker, I have done what any true poker player does: study.

    I study a lot.

    I buy the books: Sit ‘n Go Strat­egy, Har­ring­ton on Hold ‘em, Online Ace, etc. I under­line impor­tant parts, take notes and imple­ment the techniques.

    I take inter­net courses:  Deep­stacks Uni­ver­sity, the online inter­ac­tive course endorsed by Mike “The Mouth” Matu­sow. (great site by the way!)

    I have dis­cus­sions with fel­low poker play­ers about strat­egy, odds, etc.

    You’d think with all this dili­gent work my results would be bet­ter.  Online I am a break even player. Home games:winner.  Casino games: loser. To be hon­est, I am an over­all loser in poker. Not huge num­bers, but enough to irk me. Make me want to crack the nut.

    After all this study­ing, prac­tic­ing and play­ing, I have come to real­ize there is only one REAL win­ning for­mula for poker: Play against play­ers that are worse than you are.  Sounds sim­ple, but it’s true. This is a preda­tory sport and the strong feast on the weak.

    You want to beat the game, look for the table full of losers.

    Top 10 Traits of a Los­ing Poker Player:

    10.  He has a short stack. A good player knows that to win, his stack has to be replen­ished. Oth­er­wise he’s not play­ing poker. It’s called play­ing bingo.

    9. A big talker, giv­ing lessons = BIG LOSER.

    8. Looks like he’s been up all night. Prob­a­bly try­ing to get even. Win­ners go home when they are los­ing and cut their losses.

    7. Com­plains about back beats.

    6. Goes to the ATM. Def­i­nitely means he is going beyond his intended bud­get and prob­a­bly not using good bankroll management.

    5. Plays almost every hand: loser

    4. Tries to ver­bally intim­i­date the other play­ers. LOSER!

    3. Talks about how much he won last night. LOOOOOOO-SER!

    2. Throws his cards at the dealer.

    1. Makes quick over-sized bets.

    I am prob­a­bly not telling you any­thing new. But how many of us truly abide by these rules. It ain’t rocket sci­ence, but it works. In fact, it works way bet­ter than read­ing, study­ing or talk­ing about poker. To para­phrase Texas Dolly: Poker is a game of peo­ple played with cards.

    I play poker to win money from the weak.

    Why do you play? Let me know at stories@whydoiplaypoker.net

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    At first I thought I was playing poker.

    This post was going to start with me fum­ing on the car ride home after a dis­mal night at the casino.  But after a lit­tle reflec­tion, I real­ized the bad night wasn’t the point, it was my bad thinking.

    It started with me sit­ting at a $100 NLH game. There was this drunk guy, so drunk the dealer had to help him count his chips drunk. He was sit­ting in front of a pile of chips and rais­ing every, and I mean every, hand.  It looked like easy money.  In a pro­nounced slur, he would tell any­body who lis­tened that he had racked up over a $1000 in less than half an hour.

    It was obvi­ous this guy wasn’t walk­ing out of the casino with one dime of this money.  I fig­ured, why not be a pal and help him part with it.  Why wait for a great hand? This guy’s drunk, why not help myself?

    I pick up a very mar­ginal hand. It’s an insta-fold against any­one but this guy. He raises and I’m happy to get it all in.  He’s happy to call.

    I have him dom­i­nated.  He catches.  Re-buy. No big deal.

    Soon, I’m against him heads up again.  He puts in his auto-raise.   Once again, I fig­ure I’m ahead and I call.  Turns out I’m right again, but moments later,  I’m out another buy-in.

    This hap­pens a few more times.

    Get­ting the pic­ture?  Of course you do. At first glance, I was out­raged I wasn’t win­ning.  But then I started think­ing about it.  I may have known where I was, but truth­fully I was barely ahead. At best, no more than 70/30.

    I never con­sid­ered there was a good chance I could lose four times in a row.  In my excite­ment to take down the King of Coro­nas, I didn’t fac­tor in the grim real­ity:  he had the chips to weather the storm and I didn’t.

    Big mis­take.

    So now I real­ize that I didn’t even play poker that night.  I gam­bled on a few expen­sive coin flips.

    And from now on, that’s not why I play poker.

    Why do you play? Let me know at stories@whydoiplaypoker.net

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    Poker Optimism — Number 1 Sign of a Losing Poker Player

    Every­one loves an opti­mist.  Their enthu­si­asm is con­ta­gious.  They’re go-getters.

    You know what?  I’ve had an ass­load of opti­mists lately.  And truth­fully, the only place I want to see them is at the poker tables. Prefer­ably, with their opti­mistic fuck­ing mouths shut.

    Here’s why? They’ll opti­misti­cally go to the ATM machine way more times than they’ll make that mir­a­cle one –outer.

    If it’s so easy, then why do I sound so mad?  Thanks for ask­ing. I get tired of hear­ing how opti­mism and enthu­si­asm are the be all end all of every­thing.  Every­one thinks those qual­i­ties are great. What about their cousins greed and self-delusion?  Well, they’re con­nected.  Alan Schoon­maker, Ph.D, put it best in his book, “Your Worst Poker Enemy”- “Destruc­tive emo­tion #1: Hope”

    Here’s the big secret.  Poker is really about things not hap­pen­ing.   Top pair on the flop usu­ally holds up.  Make all the opti­mists pay dearly for their sunny outlooks.

    Don’t get me wrong, I have my opti­mistic moments.  I’m basi­cally a long term opti­mist, short term pes­simist. Both in poker and in life.

    I play poker to watch the opti­mists drown in their own hope.

    Why do you play? Let me know at stories@whydoiplaypoker.net

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    Free Online Poker — a safe way to be on full tilt

    I am not a fan of free poker. It’s an oxy­moron. Poker by its very def­i­n­i­tion needs to be played for money. If it doesn’t hurt to lose, it’s not poker.

    That said, I have come to real­ize there is a time and place for the free online game.

    In order to win in poker, you have to be con­trolled, dis­ci­plined, smart and lucky. As we all know, you can be at the top of your game, do every­thing right, and still lose. That’s one of the most frus­trat­ing things about poker. Do every­thing right, but still lose.

    After a week’s worth of los­ing, either due to bad play­ing (prob­a­bly) or bad beats (unlikely) I really want to say “fuck it” to good play.  This dis­ci­pline, con­trol and smart play hasn’t got­ten me any­where, so I think.

    Enter FREE ONLINE POKER.

    Talk about going all in with impunity. This is the place. 9–2 off UTG, sure. All in. Flop is A-A-K and I have pocket deuces. Fuck it. ALL IN!

    This is where I go when I just can’t take it any­more. I can act like a jack ass. Push with junk. Call with junk. Act like a don­key. I get all of this out of my sys­tem. Wel­come to the don­key farm.

    Truth­fully, I’m not happy until until at least six peo­ple are wish­ing can­cer on me in the chat win­dow. “What?  You want to play real poker? Get two nick­els to rub together, ass­holes!”  I’m here for a pur­pose. This is free poker and I’m going all in every hand until I damn well feel and or play better.

    Besides, I don’t feel as bad mak­ing a bunch of jerks hate me as I do after kick­ing the dog or punch­ing a wall.  Ouch.  For the record, I never punched my dog. I did call him a douchebag once.

    After 15 min­utes of being this poker maniac, I feel bet­ter. The best part is I worked out some frus­tra­tion and my bankroll is still intact.

    I occa­sion­ally play free on-line poker to shake off the shit and stress from my real game.

    Why do you play? Let me know at stories@whydoiplaypoker.net

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